Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

The adventures of Helen Keller:

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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