Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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The Princess is in another castle

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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