I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

hextech crafting too opieop

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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