- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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