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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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