- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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