- Anti Joke

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.