How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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