Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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