- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

world society

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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