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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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