what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

This is a joke.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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