- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Hey Shea

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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