- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

aodhan hearty

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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