- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

My cat just died.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

thomas!!!!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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