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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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