- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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