- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Penis

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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