Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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rocky is here again.......................

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Smelly Indians.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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This sentence is a lie.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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