- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Immigration Laws

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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