- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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