- Anti Joke

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Y u do dis?

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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