Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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