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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

what goes woof ? A dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Women deserve equal rights.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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