- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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