Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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