- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

What does water taste like? Water

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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