The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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i like men but im not gay

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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