roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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