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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

why was the man sad? his wife died

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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