- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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