- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

"Knock knock." "No."

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Women deserve equal rights.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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