Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Jersey Shore.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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A car walks into a bar.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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8===D

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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