- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

just in time?

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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