What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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Anti Joke

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