- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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