- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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