- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dumbledore dies.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

WHAT THE BABIES?!

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A hill billy went fishing

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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