Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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Lol you respond here goood one AAANDEEERS TEN MG PER PILL Asswhipe! Besides friends call me Black Metal, you can call me Nero the avenger. Line kinda broke up with you first, you think she would send you a picture with my finger on her... cough... AND THINK YOU WOULD STILL STIck aROUND WITH HER? Id be more... well glad for your mothers sake, btw, she got me flowers, I wont tell the rest, but she got me another pic... Okay ill tell the rest then, first pic is my fingas, the other is my limpo in her mouth... The third is the funny doctor which caught us and wanted all three of us to be on the pic... Aww, no really man, you had a gem, we where good friends before me and Line, but she did not want to leave before she got me flowers... Aww... Ooooh... Oh! Well not yet but you get the picutre. I got ur message, sure im high as a kite, but I know what im doing if you can "picture" what I mean... Dont tell your mom btw, I want to surprise her, (reverse psychology) hmm, that did I write that? Anyway, how is your sister doing? I dont think she gives those strangely long hugs to anyone but me, and she laughed wen i got a boner... NERO, never call me, never ever call Me black, besides its either Mr.Black, oor black metla you rat! VALIUM? SERIOUSLY? Ill get that test extended you know... Because POISONING!

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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