- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Pickle

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Jesus Christ

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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