- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*