- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

knock knock? come in

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