- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

a chinese man pays the full price

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