Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Pickles

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Anti Joke

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