- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person from Singapore eats

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

whats polish and black a polish black person

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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