I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

Mahmy

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

WOw you have no life

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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