I <3 Hitler

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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The Qur'an

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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diarrhea.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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