Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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