A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What is the name of the car? What

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What is better than tissues? Correct!

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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