- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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