- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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