Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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