- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Your mam is so fat.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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