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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.