- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

sorry got to poo

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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