Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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What hurts like hell? HELL

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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