There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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