Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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top kek

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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world society

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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women's rights

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Anti Joke

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