- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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