- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Misner is a twat.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Bob Saget

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Pianos.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Urban ghettos

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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