Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

The truth is he loves her!!

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

How do you make the general public confused? ...

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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