- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

what is orange and blue 2 colors

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Waffles ate my grandma

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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