- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Corn Muffins

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Women's rights

sweating like antoni with a girl

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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