- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What do you call a black man? Rob

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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