- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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