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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.