- Anti Joke

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.