Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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