- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

kennah campion when she talks

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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