A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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