A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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