Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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Blacks

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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homosexual

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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