Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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