How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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