- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

The cream, it is coming

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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