Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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