- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Albert your flies undone.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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