- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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