- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

The GOV and the WHO?

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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