- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Psychics.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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