- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Racial Equality

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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