6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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I have suicidal thoughts

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Kid 1 Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken. Kid 2 Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys. Kid 1 You know what? I think you're right Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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