What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Trump will make America great again.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

So a blonde walks into a wall...

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

I had friends on the Death Star.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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