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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black student graduated High School

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Title IX

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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