Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

a skinny sumo wrestler

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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