- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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