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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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