That is so fetch

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

I'm homeless.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

hi charles lattuca III

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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