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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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