Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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