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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Me Neither.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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