- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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