- Anti Joke

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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