Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Why did you step on my watermelon?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

what's white and sticky semen

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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