What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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David Cameron

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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