A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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