What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

whats a joke

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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