- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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