2 black kids walk into school

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Guess what? Bananas

Massie is a fatass

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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