Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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there once was a black man who played basketball

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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