- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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