Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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Terraria

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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