- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Cancer.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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