- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

diarrhea.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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