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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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