A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

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