A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Patriarchy.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What's 9+10? 19

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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