Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Badabing.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Who is John Galt?

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

hi bye

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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